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Outlaw Jenner
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Posted - 2011.09.15 07:56:00 -
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Hi
My name is Outlaw Jenner. I am terrible at PvP.
BUT
I have balls.
What happens when my terrible balls meet even more terrible PvPers?
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hot Drop O'Clock? Nah Just Tea Time
TL:DR
Got drunk, dropped my carrier on a camp in null.... ROFLS ensued
Edit: Link being stupid, carrier drop starts at 4:10 in. |

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Posted - 2011.09.15 08:16:00 -
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Written Word wrote:3 high slot carrier is a go?
Hells yes! Also the Damage Control II I never turn on! Like I said, TERRIBLE at PvP |

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Posted - 2011.09.15 09:46:00 -
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BuzzyBeagle wrote:A guy with "Outlaw" in his name looks like hes trying a little too hard to fit in with the cool kids.
also, a monocle is a secret code for manlove between bears.
If a man cannot love his bears... what is left to love? |

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Posted - 2011.09.16 15:42:00 -
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Kitty McKitty wrote:Outlaw Jenner wrote:I have balls. I turned it off when you ganked a PVE bs with 5x racial jammer falcon, curse, cheetah and vexor.
A fool and his ISK are soon parted :) |

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Posted - 2011.09.16 19:10:00 -
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Dirk Magnum wrote:Watched the first two minutes. Then jumped to like 9 minutes in. Then you warped off with the trololol music and suddenly I was intently watching to see if you'd make it to cyno jump power or not. Good music throughout the vid too (I went back and caught some of the parts I'd skipped the first time.)
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Posted - 2011.09.17 04:44:00 -
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Herping yourDerp wrote:the carrier part was very exciting, it looks like u abandoned the drake lol... im wondering why u didnt just kill the tempest that was neuting u to death the entire time lol
He'd have just warped, I had ewar overload and we didnt think to stick it in the SMA nor did we really care, was just a Drake. Glad you enjoyed it. |

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Posted - 2011.09.17 14:21:00 -
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BornToDieAnotherDay wrote:youtu.be, the newest site to get yourself hacked!
Do try to keep up with the times... that is youtube's way of url shortening under their HD Share link. |

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Posted - 2011.09.17 23:57:00 -
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Bren Genzan wrote:Here's the Battle Report[AWA] and [A4D] only got one Hyperion and one Drake (269 mil). The Cyno Drake (Coral W) self destructed under reps to avoid giving us the KM (Est. 56 mil). [OUCH] lost 2 Cruisers, 3 Frigates and an Assault Ship (69 mil). Open University of Celestial Hardship [OUCH] is a Null Sec Survival Training Corporation. We are not Real PvPers, we just play them on TV. My apologies for our failure to get the carrier. We just didn't have the DPS to kill it. We'll do better next time. We had a great time. Thanks for the fight.  Bren Genzan Chief of Operatioins [AWA-OUCH]
Wasnt about the deeps bro... L2point things. Keep the tears coming on the youtube channel though |

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Posted - 2011.09.18 01:19:00 -
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BullMastiff wrote:http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=corp&name=Jovian+Order+of+the+Navigators#kills
Do i really have to comment?
Not really, your tears were the best on my youtube inbox |

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Posted - 2011.09.18 15:57:00 -
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Miss Teri wrote:Outlaw Jenner wrote: Keep the tears coming on the youtube channel though
Outlaw Jenner wrote: [...] your tears were the best on my youtube inbox
What? Your video has three (3) comments on it (none from the participants), your channel has 1. What tears are you talking about? You just went from some random guy that lost a fight to being an idiot.
Oh I moderate my youtube to keep the comments clean, nobody likes whiners but thats how i found out who bullmastiff was due to the wall of text crying comment he tried to put up. The fact that you are reviewing for detail then crying about it on the Eve O forums proves my point. Losing a fight would entail losing a ship which i did not, you however were the first to go. |

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Posted - 2011.09.19 23:04:00 -
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LumpySnake wrote:Outlaw Jenner wrote:Written Word wrote:3 high slot carrier is a go? Hells yes! Also the Damage Control II I never turn on! Like I said, TERRIBLE at PvP You, i have heard stories about you.
GOOD!
Tell Bagger he's late on the child support payments... again. |

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Posted - 2011.09.20 10:48:00 -
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Chopper Rollins wrote:Entertaining vid was entertaining. As a newb i went up and down the belts in Gulfonodi ratting so i could afford rifters to waste in the pipe to B-VIP. When i got bored i would pay people to attack Concord in a game i called 'gate postal'. Paid Outlaw Jenner 10 m and he happily threw a rifter into blazes for lols. Was pleasant to meet. I don't care what everybody says, you're alright. 
My god, I think I actually remember that but that was like forever ago. My take is this on the whole thing:
Eve is a terrible game
The majority of people that play Eve are terrible at it (myself included of course)
The community... terrible.
So why take it seriously? ISK is stupidly easy to come by so spend a week grinding out a couple bil with minimal effort, then start buying stuff to throw into blazes for luls, Rifter... Carrier... its all pixels.
The pay out is when the SRSPVPRS get their teeth kicked in during a lul op and then cry about it and try to justify that they arent crying even though everyone knows they are. |
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